long time no see, how’ve you been fellow lad-fanciers. it is a PLEASURE to say hello & welcome back to ✨LADS I FANCY✨, a TWP blog series where i just show u all the ✨LADS I FANCY✨ !!!

this has been a long time coming, secretly i got all shy about doing this series because i think the only person that reads them is my poor bf and maybe this is TARNISHING our reputation as serious critics?? but then i remembered we’re NOT serious critics, we are fun hot girls who fancy fit lads (etc) so


everyone in england fancies jude bellingham, it is like the LAW.

makes sense bc he is actually objectively one of the best players in the world, literally the entire WORLD, rn – which is fit. love a competent man.

england winning on pennoes? did u see it???? confident. competent. fit.

when they tried to sub him off and he went ‘not me, no. the board is wrong.’ that was fit.

bicycle kick in the literal last minute? national hero. fit.

who else??? FIT.

but like, i have a longer memory. dyou remember when he tackled mason greenwood n got fined for calling him a rapist? that was fit.

the skims advert? fit.

hala madrid? fit.

i actually fancy him so much, it’s undignified. ha ha ha ha, yessss. engerlandddddd.