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hello we post our Big Important texts that take us ages to write on the /art /games and /misc pages but this is our BLOG where we let loose, write quick things, don’t spell check, talk about anything and everything, and jus do some old school bloggin baby ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

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  how much money I made this year

  im giving the people what they want. statistics and misery

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  i found a good artist video

  Artist by Tracey Moffat and Gary Hillberg

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  i've started a new column for elephant

  it's called CULTURE AT HOME

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  the end of the brb

  just 'back' now

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  this is my favourite song of 2023

  it came out in 2022 but i only found out about it this year so shut up

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 20th November

  the OPERA! KV! STRIKE! PAINTING W MY MUM! 2 lil talks & the tate palestine map!!!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 30th October

  On Railton Road! artist choir! Godard on Palestine! Sister Corita Kent! the Demon Boyz! (why i hate boxpark)!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 23rd October

  my mum loves arlene phillips! guernica! litany of victory! wagatha christie! wrexham afc!

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  we judged the oldest painting prize in the UK

  and i made a video about it!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 16th October

  the Turner Prize! Navratri! Shibari workshops!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 9th October

  Frieze week! Nandosss! Blue Mist! lots to catch up with!

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  calling my fellow people of the salt

  You have POTS? well, i have something else for you 🧂 🎁

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 2nd October

  secondary culture!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 21th September

  i'm a hermit! a recluse! i live in a cave!

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  in convo with Alison Rumfitt this autumn

  to talk about brainwyrms ofc 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

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  i might die hahaha

  no but for real, health update

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 28th Aug

  paris! fashion! hilma!!! ok!?!

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  one liverpool biennial thought

  this should probably be a tweet

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  took some more film photos

  jfc i need an eye test

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 7th Aug

  idk if u heard but i had all 4 of my wisdom teeth taken out

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  tax write off #7

  ongoing series where I write about stuff so that I can write it off hehe haha

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  wrote something for vittles

  salt salt salt salt salt salt salt

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  Published another pamphlet with Rough Trade Books!

  it's an extended BeTTER version of the Chaotic Nightclub Photos review just trust me

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  good post day today!

  i never open my post

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 17th July

  bits n bobs

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  Gathering

  some information

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  how to listen to our podcast

  i got the hook-up

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  tax write off #6

  ongoing series where I write about stuff so that I can write it off hehe haha

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 10th July

  i love my job!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 3rd July

  none of it is art

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  technical difficulties

  ignore this post

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  i'm ye olde gdlp now

  taking film photos, fuck phones

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  my last few texts have been weird

  small explainer for people who are like wtf gabrielle

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  tax write off #5

  ongoing series where i write about stuff so i can write it off hehe

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  this is good for artists imo

  I love the internet sometimes

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  we were on bbc radio 4

  do you want to listen to it

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  june camera roll

  birthday month! cancer szn!

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 26th June

  summer, sundays, 2for1 BOGOF

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  LADS I FANCY #29

  i have a new scientific theory

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 12th June

  tl;dr i saw EVERYTHING

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  LADS I FANCY #28

  i want to climb him like a tree

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  may camera roll

  we're sooooo back

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 5th June

  buckle in, there's a backlog

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  studio visit ethics

  a handy guide to studio visits

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  tax write off #4

  continuing series where I tie up loose ends

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  april camera roll

  ngl this has been the longest month of my entire adult life

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  learnt to knit didnt i

  it is personal development

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  tax write off #3

  continuing series where I tie up loose ends

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  WHAT I SAW LAST WEEK: 10th April

  mike nelson @ hayward! peter doig @ courtauld! i wana see the DOG PORTRAITS! but the wallace collection press team are ignoring my emails!

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  weindustria's structurally f-cked report

  have you read it? you should read it.

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  WHAT I SAW THIS WEEK: 3rd April

  i don't wana do my job, i want to have a nice time.

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  TWP crit #8

  landscapes and sculpture! colour and form!

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  LADS I FANCY #27

  the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear tiny little shorts

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  i love trainers!

  idk how this all works, i j love trainers!

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  march camera roll

  i'm having a lovely time!

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  i was on a BAFTA jury

  for the 2023 game awards

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  i read ACOTAR

  and now i have Things to Say

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  WHAT I SAW THIS WEEK: 20th MARCH

  RIP Germain @ the ICA!

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  february camera roll

  these are like the overground, they just arrive when they arrive

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  horses!!! art!!!!

  i made yet another instagram account

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  LADS I FANCY #26

  LONG TIME NO SEE, HOW'VE U BEEN SEXY

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  gdlp in convo with abi palmer

  discussing chronic illness life, cats, and embodied criticism

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  ny resolution check-in

  i am doing it

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  tax write off #2

  continuing series where I tie up loose ends

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  the best of the white pube

  the hits in one place for your convenience

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  long covid awareness day

  are you AWARE of me yet, GOD?

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  tax write off #1

  new series to tie up loose ends

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  TWP crit #7

  rocks and capes and poetry and ice

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  january camera roll

  i keep forgetting but these are so nice to do!

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  critics at large!!!

  live drønen interviewed us for kunstkritikk!

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  i am still listening to a million albums

  specifically, the best 50 albums of 2022 according to NME

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  come to work with me

  I made another vlog!!!! ewwww!!!

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  pure filthy art history

  stuff we couldn't put on instagram lmao

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  god i wanna learn to sew

  CC: my mum

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  LADS I FANCY #25

  i'm interrupting zarina's programming, i hope you understand

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  odds and sods

  feels good to be clean. should have called it odds and suds

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  this made me cry

  new series?

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  finally started elden ring

  and you can watch me if you want

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  I went to the apex legends global series

  I just wanted to see all the boys playing on their computers

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  do you want to watch a video

  I made a .. vlog ew going round shows in liverpool

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  LADS I FANCY #24

  the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a nice white tshirt.

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  i got an electric sit-stand desk from the government

  work work work work work work

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  new years resolutions (whipping sound)

  gab stop whipping yourself wtf

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  the matcha rankings

  matcha truther in liverpool, aged 28

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  come on a residency with us

  it's time to write baby!!!

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  LADS I FANCY #23

  this makes sense.

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  december camera roll

  i'm not sure what i actually did, but i had a nice time :)

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  NOVEMBER camera roll

  fucking FORGOT TO DO NOVEMBER FFS

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  2023 etc

  i like January's aggressive energy :)

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  getting serious about my BLOOD

  my silly little blood

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  i am OBSESSEDDDDDd

  AHHHHHHHHHHH

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  GOODBYE

  see you in 2023

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  LADS I FANCY #22

  we crowdsourced this one. this is the will of the people.

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  The big secret project we're working on

  it's because we hate instagram

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  2022 round up

  it's satisfying to have everything in one place

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  everything ZM wrote this year

  you know i love a listicle

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  i hit my funny bone

  and got into bed to cry

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  I need your art, and I also need the moon

  please let me make you aware

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  rss test

  ignore

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  JURORS for the JOHN MOORES PAINTING PRIZE 2023

  AHHHHH, WHAT

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  the hermit

  richard dawson's new 41 minute long single

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  my brain has a queue now

  nnneeeexxxxxtttttttt

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  the mine

  the new game by Jay Price

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  LADS I FANCY #21

  i asked gab if this was too far, and she told me it was exactly what she expected. i'm not sure what to make of that.

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  everything GDLP wrote this year

  organised into a little list for my own satisfaction

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  how much we made on the print social campaign

  and how we found it

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  LADS I FANCY #20

  i want to hold his hand

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  october camera roll

  quick, before i forget

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  God of War Ragnarök is out next week!

  hype hype hype, a spoiler-free review

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  rest in peace Ryan Karazija

  love to you and your family

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  a cool text

  it's about touch tours, something i didn't know existed

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  best podcast ep i have listened to in ages

  i cried

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  just stop oil

  idk idk idk

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  ART SCHOOL HORROR STORIES

  You wont believe what this art student did in public

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  POTS awareness day

  please let me make you aware

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  a present for YOU, here you go

  hehehehehe yessss

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  a word to curators

  come outside i wanna speak to you for a minute

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  bella milroy fan club

  im making t-shirts

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  a survey, SORRY

  boring but also potentially very important

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  LADS I FANCY #19

  the material speaks for itself

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  september is over, here's camera roll anyway

  lost all concept of time space and a third, more terrible dimension

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  october irl

  night crawling

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  we wrote about the Unfiltered History Tour

  sometimes instagram is very good actually!

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  i like this podcast

  it is educational in a way that works with my brain

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  love to walk the world at night

  like I'm the only person alive

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  #6 i listened to 50 albums for the 6th time this year!

  specifically, the best 50 albums of 2019 according to NME

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  i like these youtubers but also I'm not sure if I do

  The Weekly Vloggers

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  nice people

  i have to screenshot these things or i forget

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  Our biggest fight ever

  I still think about it all the time :(

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  LADS I FANCY #18

  it's the hyper man set (yeah)

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  The White Pube crit #5

  crit crit crit crit

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  an important bit of information imo! [UPDATED]

  something i wish more people knew about!

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  going nocturnal again I think

  not my decision

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  we're selling merch

  BUT YOU ONLY HAVE SEVEN DAYS TO GET IT, SEVEN DAYS

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  the loopiest paintings italy has to offer

  turns out i like art?? who knew!

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  object permanence

  haha i'm a baby

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  The White Pube crit #4

  crit cross apple sauce

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  sick tax

  who foots the bill (my body)

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  MY TOP 5 FAVOURITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME #1

  The Master & Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov

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  here's the rest of august XX

  photodumps are cringe now, pass it on x

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  LADS I FANCY #17

  dads..............

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  the white pube begins!!!

  batman begins!!!!!!

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  i can't look the internet in the eyes

  it is killing me

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  sine missione is a load of shit

  fuck this man and anyone who listens to him

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  resurrecting our youtube channel

  Why not eh

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  sync watch party 05

  i know it's #05 but i'll catch you up

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  things ive done to my hair

  to be continually updated

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  LADS I FANCY #16

  he looks like he smells nice

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  don't do this at home

  but isn't this interesting!

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  how much does it cost to exhibit?

  i'm going to set the art world on fire

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  good exhibition in liverpool

  a collab by Yank Scally and Niloo Sharifi

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  some more summer IRL

  i have been going outside more

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  august pics

  kind of - blogblogblogger

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  how to become invisible

  jake gyllenhaal(?) give taylor her scarf back

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  indigo de souza

  good moody girly music

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  #5 i listened to 50 albums for the 5th time this year!

  specifically, the best 50 albums of 2021 according to NME

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  just listening to this on repeat

  ngl it makes me feel like I am one of my uncles

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  LADS I FANCY #15

  zarina let me pick a lad again, get ready for some actually erotic audio lmao

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  LADS I FANCY #14

  collective action is hot.

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  marc quinn is a shit artist

  and a shit person by the sound of it?

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  summer exhibition guide for lazy oaf

  out now!

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  psycho nymph exile

  i have no idea what just happened but I love it - - - it was one of those

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  i love this poem and i love horses

  i can't stop thinking about it/them

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  pics from July

  who cares if it's cheugy, i'm just a humble blogger

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  LADS I FANCY #13

  send me in.

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  thank you stephanie meyer

  for the greatest films on earth

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  join the white pube discord

  i hate instagram and twitter i'm sorry

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  new favourite band? yes? cool

  just want to go for a drink after work with them

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  i read the most amazing book

  and now i need to be an influencer so i can influence you to read it too

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  LADS I FANCY #12

  it's time.

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  june

  some pictures from IRL

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  the art of neon genesis evangelion

  wtf just happened? I loved it

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  happy birthday i am 28 now

  went to a pottery cafe for my bday

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  I did an upholstery course!!

  I made a footstool but I also made myself happy :p

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  LADS I FANCY #11

  zarina is off work this week so i'm in charge

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  all exhibitions should come with karaoke

  I went to see the new show at OUTPUT gallery by Ciarán Wood!!

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  LADS I FANCY #10

  it's not what you think

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  All My Friends Hate Me

  but i did not hate this film

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  twitch things i want for myself

  if you have ideas about to implement these things, please let me know I'm too tired to crack it

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  LADS I FANCY #9

  he's everyone's anime boyfriend, don't lie

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  #4 i listened to 40 EMO albums

  it was not as fun as I thought it was going to be

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  Going outside again

  writing this on a sleepy morning, out of breath from doing nothing at all

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  The Haven of Aves

  I wrote a game???? for David Blandy???

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  The White Pube crit #3

  love to see a crit boost the confidence of everyone in the (virtual) room

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  Ghost Town: Spirits Rising

  the game by Oma Keeling hosted atm on the white pube!

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  I listened to 50 albums AGAIN

  this time the top 50 albums of all time according to rolling stones

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  The Moon's Down the Drain

  the new game by Tilly P-M currently on the white pube dot com!

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  LADS I FANCY #8

  no, i can't believe it either

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  O Interloper

  the new game by Juniper C currently on the white pube dot com!

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  LADS I FANCY #7

  k-pop daddy

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  moonworld

  the game by jay m hosted atm on the white pube!

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  this is a good website

  welcome 2 deep hell

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  現在Apex Legends沼

  leave me alone I'm in heaven

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  LADS I FANCY #6

  everyone fancies him, come on.

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  more stuff i can't face putting on instagram

  nice pictures i have nowhere to put bc there is a very big worm controlling my brain - ROUND 2

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  TWP crit #2

  rocks and capes and poetry and ice

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  I went to London

  for the first time in 2 years!!!

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  LADS I FANCY #5

  i'm not proud of this, for many reasons'

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  getting better is hard

  take me back to the couch, maybe, i don't want to but ah

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  LADS I FANCY #4

  i mean... obviously?

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  this is what i'd put on instagram, if it wasn't so cheugy

  sincerely nice pictures i have nowhere to put bc there is a very big worm controlling my brain

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  Bridgerton Series 2

  I Will Not Shut Up About Yearning

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  i'm not a critic

  on writing about the unknown until you know too much

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  LADS I FANCY #3

  hear me out... hotness is contextual

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  gonna get cancelled soon

  so here is a note to all the people who will cancel me

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  The LGB Alliance

  an email template written by members of the artistic community to protest LGB Alliance's arts funding

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  we had a TWP crit!

  and it was so energising I want to do 100 more

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  LADS I FANCY #2

  i have some conditions for this one

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  grand theft auto online

  I haven't even played it but I loved this tiny book about its goings-on

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  i love this magic blue game stuff

  I don't know what it is but I love it

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  all of us are dead

  appreciation post for lee eun-saem

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  how to find exhibitions

  to visit!! how we find exhibitions to review

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  orville peck

  i love me a cowboy

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  switch games to start with

  just buy a switch and you don't know what to do with?

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  LADS I FANCY #1

  this is very funny to ME

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  video game poetry

  i just read the 2021 anthology of video game poetry Hit Points

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  i miss the old white pube

  not rly rly rly, i j think these are ~retro~

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  #1 an artwork i love

  in 2013, Ragnar Kjartansson invited The National to play 'Sorrow' live for 6 hours straight

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  do you want to see my old artwork

  i haven't made any art-art since leaving uni in 2016. writing is my art now

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  ideas for a new art world

  our first print publication, so official

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  i'm streaming, badly

  the first time i streamed I was muted the entire time but we're getting there!!

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  beta blocker appreciation post

  my Long Covid was POTS all along

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  #2 i listened to 50 albums again

  i did pitchfork's best 50 albums of 2021 this time. nme was more fun

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  #1 i listened to 50 albums

  specifically, the best 50 albums of 2021 according to NME